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• 300: Gays kill blacks.
  
• NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR: Authorities contain terrorist threat.
  
• ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus.
  
• BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
  
• CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
  
• CITIZEN KANE: Male reporter takes days to find woman’s clitoris.
  
• DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends.
  
• DER UNTERGANG: Man dreams of uniting world but has dreams crushed by Communists.
  
• DRACULA: Immigrant clashes with locals.
  
• FORREST GUMP: Man with learning disability fails to appreciate the significance of current events.
  
• FRANKENSTEIN: Scientific advancement proves unpopular with general public.
  
• GANDHI: Vegetarian begins cycle of repeated clashes with authorities after being thrown off train.
  
• GONE WITH THE WIND: Rich, white slave owner enjoys getting raped, miscarries.
  
• GLADIATOR: Convicted army general escapes execution, kills emperor.
  
• KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
  
• LORD OF THE RINGS: Ex-burglar’s family and friends go on roadtrip to destroy stolen jewellery rather than return it to rightful owner.
  
• MEMENTO: Things remembering trouble has man.
  
• PULP FICTION: Mother-fucking criminals stealing from other mother-fucking criminals really pisses Samuel L. Jackson off.
  
• RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11.
  
• ROBIN HOOD: Disgruntled veteran protests taxes.
  
• ROCKY black man beats white man.
  
• ROCKY II White man beats black man
  
• SCHINDLER’S LIST: Wealthy industrialist expands not-for-profit ventures.
  
• THE SIXTH SENSE: Oh, I’m Dead.
  
• SERENDIPITY: Fate destroys two happy relationships to create one.
  
• SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS: Layabout stepdaughter shacks up with seven miners.
  
• TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: Tourists have difficulty with regional cuisine.
  
• THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.
  
• TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.